The Beach Is Calling My Name!!!... Oh wait...

so... 11.5 months ago, I had a fabulous baby gitl right? and I was all kinds of convinced that, by now, i'd be skinny and hot and back to my hot self... well, i've learned a few lessons this year.. 1. doughnuts, candy, honey buns, cakes, cookies, pies, ribs, cheese grits, quesadillas, burritos chips and reece's peanutbutter crunch paired with sporatice and inconsistant workouts makes for.... SOME STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT!!! i'm not big... i'm only 5 pounds shy of what I weight in high school... but NOTHING about this body looks like a high school student. things are... lumpier and... have more movement than they used to. POOP ON THAT!!! in june, I was so serious about getting hot by august... and then I realized that it was the end of july and all I had accomplished was discovering new favorite snacks and how much I can't live without soda. ha! but i'm not big so sheeeeit! the beach is calling my name!!!.... oh wait.. oh.. oh no no no! I am one of those ppl I talk mad shit about.. if I come out of these here homemade cut-off shorts... so, monday, I said "it's not too late!" and woke up early to go walking around the hood with my sit and stand bently. I felt so good! I just knew that results were already visible!.... cut to me frowning at my reflexion in the bathroom with my leggings at my knees... I ate a slice of cake to ease the pain. ha! tuesday came and.... went. yea, I didn't make it... to the sidewalk. but I DID... drink two glasses of coke. fml! this morning, wednesday, I woke up and said "we are going for a walk as soon as I drink this coffee!" this was followed by "it's fuckin hot already!... I need to do something about my hair... i'll put the twists in!" (i recently fell in and out and back in love with marley twists)... " that didn't work out.. ok.. well.. fml!... i'm gonna wait til later to go for a walk. the sun won't be attacking me then." that's where i'm at right now... i'm also planning to do crunches... soon.. real soon. let's see how this goes... smh oh wait, there was supposed to be a few lessons learned here... um... lesson number 2' I like snacks more than working out. 3. wearing the right clothes can make ppl think that u look amazing and 4.... i'm horrible