Wednesday, August 21, 2013

As a Result of My Last Post...

I just got back from a 35/ 40 minute power walk around my neighborhood while pushing my 2 littles in the sit and stand stroller... I feel like a winner! I had my fast-paced techno music, my leggings and shirt long enough to cover my mishapen ass, my reebok easy tones and my high bun... needless to say, this is a less than glamourous endevor.... unless you're in myhead! the plain jane streets of my neighborhood are transformed into something out of a music video and all the cars driving by are filled with ppl checking me out and wondering who this fabulous and gorgeous young thang is walking down these streets!... and they're also wondering y i'm even working out because I obviously am naturally in amazing shape... I must be walking for fun... or maybe i'm practicing for the runway, since i'm obviously a model. and wait.. does she have kids???... no, nobody can see the big ass stroller i'm pushing because it doesn't exist, in my head. i'm simply a young and beautiful lady walking to the veat of muaic that everyone can hear and then there is a dance break and- cut to real life and me panting like i've run 7 miles and my 2-year-old yelling "momma it's a mail! get the mail! while pointing at... EVRY MAILBOX ON EVERY STREET!!! so yea, I went for a walk and now I don't know how i'll get thru the next few hours until these beasts go to sleep.i also can't promise that I won't eat cake.. or cookies... or frosting... also, I need a shower...this was a bad idea.

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