so, those of u who know me know that i'm currently planning my do-over wedding and i'm super excited about it. got my dress, almost decided on a venue, know what i want it to look like, yadda yadda yadda ( love that episode of seinfeld). so, the biggest deal for me was being skinny. my baby is 15 months now, he'd be over 2 years old by the time the wedding comes so i'd be skinny and be ok with leaving the kiddies for a few days alone with my honey..... so..... yea.... i done fucked it up yall.
I'M GOT DAMN PREGNANT AGAIN!!! and i refuse to change the date of my wedding because i'm a stubborn whore and so now i have only a few months to get myself to a spectacular size cuz I WILL NOT BE FAT AT MY OWN WEDDING! everyone shall gaze upon me and love my dress, my hair, my makeup, my reception dress, my shoes and most of all HOW MUTHA FUCKIN FAST I LOST THE BABY WEIGHT! and after what? say what? yea bitches, 3 kids. i can't really get into anything right now, but all i can say is IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN! i also want u all to know that if i am not as successful as i'd like to be, i will be removing this blog post so there is no real proof that talked this much shit about how fantastically hot i'm gonna be.
so... yea... me, pregnant, gettin fly within a few months to be the most amazingly gorgeous bride u ever did see, and talkin shit to anyone who doubts me... unless ur right, in which case i will be hiding the evidence of said shit talking.
You can exercise while you're prego, yoga, swimming, lifting light weights and most of all staying active take the boys out to the park, beach etc and walk a lot, you're body has plenty of muscle memory, you're gonna be amazing at your wedding just like you are with everything else! You're a beautiful, spunky, happy, energetic, ball of fire who is a great mom, wife and friend, don't ever doubt yourself...love you chick
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